Submitted By: (Dean Walker)
Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian,
she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying
at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother
reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good
man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So
up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his
shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama,
Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't
worry, Maria", says the mother, "All good men
have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of
you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom,
Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again
Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he's
got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men
have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll
take good care of you." So, up she went again. When
she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his
left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this,
she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot
and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This
is a job for Mama!
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