Submitted By: (Simon Northcutt)
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the
owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply
religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The
twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva
Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly
son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were
inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt,
you can correct them
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