Submitted By: (Andy Bowyer)
A few days after Christmas a mother was working in the
kitchen listening to her son playing with his new train
set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her
son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get
off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop!
All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your
asses in the train cause we're leaving."
The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to
go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you
can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any
bad language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the
mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are
disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with
us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope
you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who
are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all
of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is
no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
"For those of you who are pissed off with the two
hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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