Submitted By: (Marie Robinson)
There once were 2 men named Zip and Doo Dah. Zip and
Doo Dah were best friends. The 2 friends decided to go
fishing one day, but during their outting the boat sank,
and while Zip was an expert swimmer, Doo Dah had never
been one for swimming and tragically drowned.
Now Zip had a slight speaking problem; he had a terrible
stutter. He was asking his friends how to tell Doo Dah's
wife about the tragedy. "B-B-But I c-c-can't sp-sp-sp-speak
that w-w-w-well, h-h-h-how a-a-am I g-g-g-going to t-t-t-tell
h-h-h-her?" he asked?
One friend, being helpful, answered: "Well, doctors
have found that when stutterers sing something, they don't
usually stutter. If you can find a way to do that, then
you should be fine."
Zip thought about this all day and finally went to Doo
Dah's house and knocked on the door. When Doo Dah's wife
answered the door, Zip sang, with tears in his eyes:
"We went fishin and guess who drowned? DOO DAH, DOO
DAH!"
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