Submitted by: (Name Witheld)
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.
A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their
order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey,
can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about
women's rights and storms away.
Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced
'quiche'." |