Submitted By: (Paul Maddison)
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair,
where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking
place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could
write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short
time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened
her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left,
so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on
her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around
her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma
and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are
they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote
a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."
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