Submitted By: (Ed Marne)
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied
by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local
racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting
industry.
During the tour some of the children wanted to go to
the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with
one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the
men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that
he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher
went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their
armpits, one by one.
As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help
but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary
school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she
said.
"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh,
riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."
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