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squiffy2
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Dec 5, 2005, 6:06 PM

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"Inside me, there's a thin woman trying to get out.
But, I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate."
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Carol Anne
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Dec 6, 2005, 3:13 PM

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Very true!

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Krion
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Jan 13, 2006, 4:10 PM

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"monkey's are as smart as most humans but not half as lazy"
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waggingbeagle
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May 17, 2006, 3:41 AM

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Explain why there's an apostrophe in your monkeys but none in your humans, and I'll send you a banana. Cool


Comedy_Forum
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May 21, 2006, 11:27 PM

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99 more and a typewriter and Shakespeare will log in! Laugh

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brightparis
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Feb 15, 2008, 3:19 PM

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If u can then u must. Nobody will stop u.


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jenilo
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Mar 5, 2008, 7:34 PM

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The big difference between genius and stupid person is genius knows his limitations.


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