We're all getting older. Here's some funny quotes to cheer you up when you get miserable thinking about it.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. George Burns
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. Robert Quillen
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. Kathy Lette
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