Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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From Carlin's newscast:
-A woman was severely injured today when she attempted to force breast feed a wild cat.
-A man shot six people on the downtown bus then asked for a transfer and shot six people on the crosstown bus. As a way of preventing this from happening again, bus officials are considering discontinuing the use of transfers.
-A priest who has performed over 300 exorcisms was today eaten by a green boogeyman.
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