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Badger
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Nov 24, 2005, 11:37 PM

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Here's some quotes by comedy leg end, Bill Bailey -


"It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still."

"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"

"I am Zebedee, Lord of the woods!"

"I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk The Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said was 'Dad, you're wrong.'"

"This shed does not contain me."

"Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish."

"There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box."

Sly


Chinaski
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Nov 25, 2005, 1:08 AM

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No, actually, I am Zebedee, Lord of the woods! Tongue


Dwight
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Nov 26, 2005, 1:02 AM

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I'm Spartacus!

oh, wrong movie........ sorry Blush


Adrian K
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Nov 29, 2005, 10:42 PM

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No, I'm Spartacus!


someone had to do it Laugh


Alias Yorik
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Dec 1, 2005, 12:58 AM

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No, I'm Spartacus!


this could go on forever! Crazy


Comedy_Forum
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Dec 3, 2005, 11:40 PM

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One more and I'm locking this thread!

oh, and by the way, I'm Spartacus! Shocked


Ray

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