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A Salvador Dali Moment

Suzy
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Nov 15, 2005, 1:47 AM

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Here's some quotes about cheese:

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman who has lost an eye. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin.

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. — Anonymous

How can you govern a country where there are 246 different types of cheese? — (attributed to Charles de Gaulle)

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. ~ Steven Wright

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. — GK Chesterton

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese — Robert Louis Stevenson

"[Cheese can] restore an old love and ... ripen a young one. — Casanova, Histoire de ma vie.

Cheese smells a lot like ass. — (attributed to William Shakespeare)

The moon is made of a green cheese. — John Heywood

Conclusive evidence I think you'll find, that I've had a drink this evening Laugh

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Carol Anne
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Nov 15, 2005, 11:13 AM

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Been watching a little too much Wallace & Grommit lately Suzy? Shocked

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