I write for these fools. It's a satirical news story website thingy. There's always room for new writers who would like to 'chance their arm' against some of the most would-be would-be writers currently scribbling. The admin are on a summer break, but don't let that deter you. They won't be gone long. Cheapskates.
Look me up at the site if you're really desperate for something to laugh at, or join yourself. Or don't. It's up to you, mate. I don't care.