A nun was sitting on a bus when a hippie came and sat next to her, he asked her if she would have sex with him, she said no because it was against her religious policy and that the only man she would ever have sex with was god, and even then she said it would only be if he commanded her to do it.....So the hippie said ok and didn't bother her anymore.
As the hippie was getting off the bus the driver said '' i know how you can make that nun have sex with you '' and the hippie asked how he could make her do it, and the bus driver said '' every tuesday that nun goes to the cemetry to pray at 12pm, go there and dress up as god and command her to have sex with you,she cannot say no to that because you will be her lord ''.
So the hippie went to the cemetry at 12pm on tuesday dressed up as god and saw the nun praying, he went up to her and commanded her to have sex with him.....and she did.
After they had sex the hippie ripped off his mask and said '' i'm the hippie! '' and then the nun ripped off her mask and said '' i'm the bus driver! ''
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