crimsontide365
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Jan 8, 2006, 1:04 AM
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to
keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she
decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a
drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one
else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it
would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them
worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the
rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a
really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed
and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came,
however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the house,
he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with
a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over
to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her
boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off
my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told
and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my
panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down
and off. Then she looked him in the eye and said,
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.
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