While most folks are concerned about the presence of picture phones in the hands of young people in locker rooms and bathrooms across the world I must say there is something that concerns me much, much more...... Picture phones in the hands of the elderly in nursing homes across the world! If you have a relative in a nursing home with your phone number written in large legible letters readily available at all times and they are at that wonderful stage of life when modesty is a thing of the past and all bodily parts and their corresponding fluids are the most interesting part of their lives...........Be afraid..........Be very afraid.......
For instance here are just a few snapshots that were not as appreciated by those who received the phone call as those whom picked up the picture phone.
Honey do you think my bowel movement looks normal?
I cannot see my butt.......can you tell me hon if that thing I’m feeling is a hemorrhoid or not?
What is this growth on my big toe? It looks abnormal or is greenish yellow a normal toe color at my age? What do you think?
Check out the newest scar from my last surgery! It’s amazing going up the entire length of my thigh!
Do you think I should pull these stitches out myself or wait for the doctor; do they look ready to you?
Check out my roommates snoring, I cant get any sleep ......oh were you asleep hon?
Just a few of the many picture phone hazards to come
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