Q:how do u stop a rhino from charging? A:take his credit card away! joke:there was a blonde,brunette and a red head. they were all on a small island and they want to go bak 2 town across the island so the red head swims across and got eaten by a shark so the brunette swam across and drowned so then the blonde swims across three quater way 2 the town so she gets tired and swims all the way bak 2 the island joke!:theres a brunette standing on the sidewalk right next 2 the road and shouting 21 21 21! so a blonde goes 2 her and joins with her and says 21 21 21!! so the brunette says go in the middle of the road for the people 2 hear u louder so she does and she gets ran over by a car and the brunette says 22 22 22!!!! because she killed 22 blondes!! last joke:doctor doctor i got sum good news and bad news doctor: wats the good news ? u hav 24 hours 2 live doctor:wats the bad news? i should of told u yesterday then the doctor falls dead!