theres two guys at the pub having a beer when one turns to the other and says im gonna be in trouble when i get home for being late so he's mate turns to him and says this is what u do u go home sneek through the front door, then through the bedroom door under the sheets and growl her out until she falls asleep so he says thanks him for the advise and goes home he sneeks through the frontdoor,through the bedroom door and under the sheets and starts growling her out, he hears moaning and groaning then snoreing he thinks to himself a job well done and decides to go and watch tv he walks into the loungeroom and see's his wife sitting on the couch she turns to him and says shhh grannys asleep