One fine day at sea a captain and his crew were sailing the wide open seas then one of the crew members in the crows nest spotted one attack ship upon the horizon and he told the captain and the captain said "Get me my red shirt!" so they fight the attack ship and win the battle and the crew member in the crows nest asks "Why did you need your red shirt!" the captains answers "Because if i get shot or stabbed then you wont see the blood and you would have kept fighting!" he replys "Oh ok then" so a few days later the crew member in the crows nest spots 21 attack ships all heading for him so he tells the captain and the captain says "Go get me my brown pants!"
(This post was edited by cdsn99 on Oct 3, 2006, 10:31 PM)
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