A Pig walks into a pub and asks the bartender for a drink he then drinks it up and asks where is the loo? to which the bartender replies around the back the pig says thanks and leaves a few minuets later another pig walks in and asks for 2 drinks drinks them up and asks wheres the loo? to which the bartender replies around the back the pig says thanks and leaves a few minuets later another pig walks in and asks for 3 drinks drinks them up and asks wheres the loo? to which the bartender replies around the back the pig says thanks and leaves a few minuets later another pig walks in and asks for 4 drinks drinks them up and asks wheres the loo? to which the bartender replies around the back the pig says thanks and leaves a few minuets later another pig walks in and asks for 5 drinks drinks them up and starts to leave the bartender then says are you not going to ask me where the loo is ? The pig replies no I'm the one that goes wee wee wee all the way home