Fred has a false leg from the knee down since he was born and wonders if he'll ever marry, every time he admits to a false leg they leave.
He meets a nice girl and decides not to tell her, they fall in love and fred says they won't have sex until they're wed, but when they do, he has a big suprise for her. (has he ever!)
On the wedding night fred hurries to bed, turns off the light, and slips off his leg, she climbs into bed and reminds his bride about the big surprise, he grabs her hand and puts it on his stump, she says "well .....that is a big surprise fred, but pass the vaseline and I'll see what I can do" Squiffy
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