Three midgets are sitting in the waiting room at Guinness World Records. The first one says, “I have the world’s smallest fingers, and I’m here to prove it.” The second one says, “I have the world’s smallest feet, and I’ll win the record too. And the third ones says, “I have the world’s smallest penis, and I’m here to prove it. The first one is called into an office. He emerges smiling, and announces, “Yup. World’s smallest fingers. That’s me.” The second one is called in. He too comes out happy, “Yessir, the world’s smallest feet. I’m the one.” The third one is called in. After a minute or two, he stomps out, angry, and says, “Who the hell is Squiffy?” Squiffy
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