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laurence93
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Nov 24, 2006, 8:25 PM

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At school on a lovely monday morning, P.E was my first lesson. I had a good friend called Steve, however, he was very competitive and was always better at me in any sport. Basically, he had the Nike Airs, I had the Mitre 1967 style. Cool.

20 years went by, and my life had changed completely. I was walking into McDonalds when I saw my old friend, Steve, but just the head of him.

I rushed over to greet him, however, he was in a wheelchair.

" Oh, Steve. I am so sorry to see you like this" I said sympathetically.
" Nah, never mind. Anyway, I can move backwards, forwards and even up and down".
" Yeah but, I can walk."

And walked off.

 
 
 


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