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Mar 23, 2006, 7:41 AM

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A widow and widower lived next door to each other. They had
been neighbors for over 30 years, but each had lost their
spouse not too long ago. Over a number of weeks, they had
become close. One day, the man asked the woman if she
enjoyed fishing.

Yes, she replied, she used to enjoy fishing with her late
husband. The man agreed to pick her up at 6 a.m. the next
morning. They went down to the river at the time they
decided the next day, and began fishing.


After a while, the man began to move the boat upstream. They
came to a fork in the river and the man asked the woman, "Up
or down." Being nice, he wanted to let her decide.


The woman looked around, promptly took off all her clothes
and jumped on the old man. They had passionate sex. After a
while, they redressed and resumed fishing.


Later in the day, they came to another fork in the river.
Again, the man asked, "Up or down," and once again the woman
stripped and another round of passionate sex commenced.


That evening, upon arriving home, the man asked the woman if
she would like to go fishing again the next day. The woman
agreed. A little after 6 a.m. the next morning, they got to
the river.


As they came across that first fork in the river, the
hopeful man asked the lady, "Up or down."


"Down," the woman replied.


A little surprised, the man headed that way. After a morning
of fishing, they got to another fork. "Up or down," the man
asked.


"Up," the woman said.


"Wait a minute," the man said. "Yesterday, when I asked that
question, you took all your clothes off and we had passionate
sex. What's going on?"


"Well," the woman replied, "yesterday, I forgot my hearing
aid and I thought you said 'Fuck or Drown!'"

 
 
 


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