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Jan 13, 2006, 8:21 PM

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A guy is rushed into hospital in a terrible state. The doctors do tests to find out what’s wrong and find out that he is suffering from Hepatitis A, B, and C, Gonorrhoea, Syphilis, Herpes, Green Monkey disease, in fact you name it, and he’s got it.
His friend rings the hospital to enquire how he is, and the doctor says,” He is very ill and has been put in a private room and is being fed on Kraft cheese slices and After Eight Mints”
“That’s an unusual diet” says his friend “Is it part of the treatment?”
“No” says the doctor, “It’s the only food we can get under the door”

 
 
 


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