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Aug 27, 2007, 9:11 AM

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A lady is pregnant with triplets. One day she is shot 3 time and each bullet goes into each triplet.
They amazingly survive, they are born and she has 2 girls and a boy.

10 years later one of the girl says to her mother
"mum! i went for a shit and i shit out a bullet!"
the mum replies
"dont worry its fine"

the other girl says to her mum the next day
"mum! i went for a shit and i shit out a bullet!"
the mum replies
"dont worry its fine"

the next day her son says to her
"mum i have a problem"
"what, let me guess, u went for a shit and shit out a bullet?"
the boy says
"no mum, i had a wank and shot the cat!"Laugh

 
 
 


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