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Mar 18, 2006, 4:14 PM

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Ling Lee calls his boss and says:

Hey Boss! No can work today! Ling Lee sick! Head ache! Back ache! Ache all over! No can work!

The Boss says:

Ling Lee, when I get sick I go to my wife and ask for sex. Afterword, I feel better and can go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Ling Lee calls his boss:

Hey Boss! Ling Lee do what you say! Head no ache! Back no ache! Feel better all over. I come to work one hour!

Oh! Hey Boss! You got nice house!

 
 
 


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