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Three men

crimsontide365
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Jan 8, 2006, 1:06 AM

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Three men; one German, one Japanese, and a Mexican were

sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The

others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager,” he

said, "I have a micro chip under the skin on my arm.” A few

minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his

palm to his ear. When he finished his conversation he

explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my

hand." The Mexican, feeling inferiorly low tech, would not be

outdone and decided to do something just as impressive. He

stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned

with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others

raised their eyebrows in astonishment. The Mexican man finally

said.........., "Will you look at that? I'm getting a fax…"

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