saldana1
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Jul 8, 2006, 6:50 PM
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There's No Bidnez Like Show Bidnez
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A man walks into a bar on the strip in Vegas and orders a beer.
The bartender notices that the guy smells like shit, and while serving him his beer decides that, while he doesn't want to seem rude, he'd better investigate a little.
The bartender asks the man, "Say fella, what do you do for a living?"
The man, in a gravelly, Jimmy-Durante voice replies, rather proudly, "I'm in show bidnez!"
"Oh, yeah?", says the bartender, obviously not getting very far, "but what 's your line of work?"
The man replies, "I told ya man, I'm in show bidnez!"
"Yeah, yeah, I know," says the bartender, "but what exactly is it that you do?"
"Well," replies the man, "I work at de B & B Circus at Harrah's; I told ya, I'm in show bidnez!"
Finally sensing he might be getting somewhere, the bartender continues, "That's interesting; but what do you do at the Circus?"
The man, getting a little annoyed, says "I'm a Elephant Evacueetor; T told ya, I'm in show bidnez!"
The bartender, stumped, asks "What the hell is an Elephant Evacueetor?"
The man is getting pissed. He rolls his eyes, takes a sip of his beer, and replies, "Look I told ya, I'm in show bidnez; I take cares of de elephants at da circus and when dey gets constipated, I gets me ladder and I puts it up against der rump; right above the goonads and just below der rectus. Then I climbs up de ladder wid a hose, stick in their rectus and turn on de water. When I knows dat der belly's be full, I jerks out de hose and git out the way, as best I can. Sometimes I makes it and sometimes I don't. Just like I told ya; I'm in show bidnez!"
The bartender, finally understanding what the source of offensive odors emanating from the man at the bar, observes, "Wow, that's a tough job. Have you ever thought of looking for another line of work?"
An incredulous look comes over the man's face as he replies sarcastically, "WHAT??? And quit show bidnez?!?"
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