The Italian says, "When I've a finished makina da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy.
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah'ave finished making ze love to ze girlfriend, Ah kiss way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.
The Newfie says, "Dat's nuttin bye! When I finish doin my missus, I gets out of bed, walks over to da window, and wipes me dick on the curtains. She hits da f**kin' roof every time."
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