Below you'll find the official Dumb Test. Use this checklist to determine if you're dumb.
__ 1. You're in 5th grade and you still spell cat...kat __ 2. You're in 4th grade and you're being tutored by a 1st grader. __ 3. You pronounce Virginia as Vagina. __ 4. Your favorite sport is pocket ball. __ 5. You think the skid marks in your underwear were caused by a racing car. __ 6. You thought the F on all your tests stood for Fantastic. __ 7. You always crap on yourself to avoid taking math tests. __ 8. You repeated kindergarten 3 or more times. __ 9. You belong to a cult that worships a head of lettuce. __ 10. You always sit next to an Asian student...so you can copy.