There were 3 men. A scottish man, a canadian man and a chinese man. There were also 3 toilets. A wooden toilet, a silver toilet and a singing toilet. The scottish man bought the wooden toilet and came back saying, "This toilet gives me splinters!"
The Canadian man bought the silver toilet and came back saying, "I fell in this slippery toilet!"
Finally, the chinese man bought the singing toilet and came back saying, "This toilet insulted me when I was doing some business!"
It sang this when the chinese man was on it................, "Do you see what I see?"