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Jan 4, 2007, 8:32 AM

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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SUPER MODELS

ON SELF KNOWLEDGE
"Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed.
But I learned I am not my cleavage."
Carole Mallory

ON POVERTY
"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery."
Beverly Johnson

ON PSYCHOLOGY
"I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why she
liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with
low self worth."
Tatjana Patitz

ON CAREER CHOICES
"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
Paulina Porizkova

ON GEOPOLITICS
"Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all
night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament."
Jerry Hall

ON INNER STRENGTH
"I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
Tyra Banks

ON DEATH
"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs,
but sometimes I can't help it."
Cindy Crawford

ON TRAVEL
"I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't
seen anything. I don't really care."
Tyra Banks

ON BREAKTHROUGHS
"Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in
volleyball and modeling."
Gabrielle Reece


ON COURTSHIP
"The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that
I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when
women are nearby."
Fabio

ON PARADOX
"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."
Tatjana Patitz

ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
"I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having
little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with
sequins all over them."
Cindy Crawford

ON ECONOMICS
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
Linda Evangelista

ON ZEN
"When I model I go pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."
Paulina Porizkova

ON BODY PARTS
"I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and
I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous."
Tyra Banks

ON MOTIVATION
"It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had
to, and I would."
Kate Moss

ON VERSATILITY
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
Linda Evangelista

ON THE GRIEF PROCESS
"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box,
attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation
Army. It was a big loss."
Veronica Webb
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