One day two Martians landed in a field and set off to check out this new world.
They came upon a gas station and noticed a gas pump. One Martian nudged the other and said look there's one, but he looks like a BAD DUDE!! The other Martian ignored his companion and marched up to the gas pump and pulled his weapon.
"Take us to your leader" he stated. The gas pump said nothing, and the Martian started to get annoyed. His companion nudged him again and whispered, " I think I'd watch it if I were you. He looks like a BAD DUDE!!!
Again the Martian ignored him, pointed his weapon and stated "Take us to your leader" The still pump still did not reply. The one Martian by this time is getting really upset, and the other is getting very nervous. He urgently nudges his companion again and nervously states the this guy really looks like a BAD DUDE!!
The angry Martian again points his weapon and states "Take us to your leader". When the pump still says nothing the angry Martian fires his weapon at the pump which then proceeds to explode blowing the two Martian through the sky and back into the field.
The two Martians look at each other exclaiming "Wow" and start brushing themselves off etc.
Then the one Martian looks at the other and says, "Wow, I guess that guy really was a BAD DUDE, How did you know?" The other replies, "Well, anyone that can wrap his dick around his neck and stick it in his ear, just seemed like he had to be a BAD DUDE!!
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The Two Martians and the BAD DUDE!!
One day two Martians landed in a field and set off to check out this new world. 
