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The Ocean

rhinoharris
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Aug 22, 2006, 11:58 PM

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What lives on the sea bed and shakes? A nervous wreck.
What lives on the sea bed and sings Downtown? Petula Shark
Why was the sand wet? Becuase the sea weed
Whats the strongest thing in the ocean? A muscle
What sits on the ocean floor and sings Summer Holiday? Cliff Piltchard

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