lcwbos
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Apr 12, 2007, 3:01 PM
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The Man loves tractors!
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There was once a man who loved Tractors, in fact he was obsessed, he had tractor wallpaper, tractor carpets, tractor curtains, and his entire house was littered with little toy ones and big collectors ones.
One day his wife sat him down and gave him an ultimatum, "The tractors or me" she said.
After some careful consideration he decided that his wife was much more important to him than his love of tractors, and so set about ridding the house of the objects.
A few months passed and the man grew accustomed to his new life, with his floral curtains and paisley wallpaper.
One day he was sat in his flowery lounge when he heard sirens outside, and peering out the window, saw that his neighbours house was on fire! He rushed outside and was greeted by his neighbour who was screaming "my children are inside, help them!" He ran towards the burning house, past the firemen, and straight through the fire. A few seconds past and the man came running out with the two children in his arms. The Firemen couldn't believe their eyes! " How on earth did you get through that fire without getting burnt?" cried the officer, "It was pretty easy" said the man, "you see, Im an ex-tractor fan".
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