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The 1st three letters of the alphabet
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Fluffy09
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Dec 20, 2006, 9:51 AM
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There was a boy in school and the teacher asked him the first three letters of the alphabet but he didnt know it.
so he went back home and asked his dad when he was shaving
the first three letters of the alphabet and he said vutsake
so then he asked his mom while she was stuffing the turkey the first three
letters of the alphabet and she said cant you see im busy here??
so then he asked his older brother the first three letters of the alphabet
and he said its a disco, its a disco
so then he asked his younger brother the first three letters of the alphabet
and he said Superman!!
so then he asked his youngerest brother the first three letters of the alphabet and he said in my little voom voom car
so then he went back to school and the teacher asked him the first three letters of the alphabet and he said vutsake
so the teacher said to him ur going to the principals office
so the boy said cant u see im busy here?
so he went to the principals office and the principal asked him what do you
think this school is?
and he said its a disco, its a disco
so then the principal asked him who do u think you are?
and the boy said Superman!
then the principal asked the last question how are you gonna get away with this?
and he said in my little voom voom car!
THE END
so I hope u liked it because it took me so long to write this joke!!
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