superubercool
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Jan 28, 2008, 8:13 PM
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Spank it Achmed!!
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 Ok, there was an Arabian guy named Achmed who came to America cause he hated his country. He knew english but he couldn't speak it very well because of his heavy accent. One day he made a list of things to get.
Ok, so he went to the candy store. He walked in and went up to the clerk and said "Do you have any rum?" "Excuse me?" The clerk said. "Rum do you have any rum? you know, the stuff you chew?" "Ooooooh gum! Yea, we have that! Here you go!" The clerk gave him the gum.
Next, he went to the hardware store. He walked in, and went up to the clerk. "Do you have a fuckit?" "Uhh, sir? Did I hear you right? A fuckit?" "Yeah, a fuckit! You know, the thing that you carry stuff in?" "Ooooooooh a bucket! Yea we have one. Here ya go!" He gave him the bucket.
Lastly, he went to the pet shop. He walked in, went up to the clerk and asked him, "Do you have a cock and spankit?" "What are you talking about sir? "You know a cack and spankit! You know, the small dog, with the floppy ears?" "Oooooooh a cocker spaniel! Ok, yea here you go! Take good care of him!" He handed him the dog.
The next day, Achmed's dog ran away. He saw a cop standing in the street and told him "Hey officer? Can you hold my rum and fuckit while I go chase my cock and spankit?"
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