Morty and Saul, were out on a lake one afternoon when their boat started to sink. Saul the banker said to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So Morty began tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty minutes, he began to tire. Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asked Saul, "So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?" Saul replied, "Morty, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!" Squiffy
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