jasondlonghurst
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Apr 12, 2006, 7:46 PM
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Silly balloon joke.
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3 Balloons
Daddy balloon, mummy balloon, and baby balloon.
Daddy balloon saids to baby balloon, look son, you can't sleep with me and mummy anymore.
Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy.
I am sorry, you're much to old to be sleeping with us.
Ok, baby balloon says sadly.
4 in the morning, baby balloon wakes up, and cannot get back to sleep, so he decides, to climb in with mum and dad.
He finds there is no room, so he unties his dads knot, lets out some air and does him up again.
He still can't get in, so he then unties his mums knot, lets out some air and also does her up again.
He still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and then does himself up again.
He can at last, get in the bed with mummy and daddy.
The next day, daddy balloon, wakes up really angry.
I said you cannot sleep with me and mummy anymore, he saids to baby balloon.
YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN!
YOU'RE MUM DOWN, and YOU'RE SELF DOWN TO.
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