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Oct 4, 2005, 3:45 PM
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Tony Blair is out jogging one morning when he notices a little boy stood on the corner with a box held carefully in his hands.
Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "Excuse me young man, what's in the box?"
The little boy says, "Kittens sir, brand new kittens."
Tony laughs and says, "How lovely, what kind of kittens are they?"
"New labour kittens," the child repsonds.
"Oh, how cute," Tony says and off he runs.
A couple of days later, Tony is out running with his best mate, Gordon Brown and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.
Tony says to Gordon, "You've got to see this," and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
Tony says, "Look in the box Gordon, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Gordon what kind of kittens they are."
The boy replies, "They're Tory kittens."
"What?" Tony says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were New Labour. What's up?"
"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are wide open now."
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