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saldana1
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Jul 8, 2006, 6:46 PM

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A nattily-dressed penguin is having trouble with his sports car and takes it to a mechanic. The mechanic is busy and so he tells the penguin that he will check it out as soon as he can get to it.

The penguin notices a Baskin-Robbins across the street, so he decides to just wait there while his car is fixed. He goes into the ice cream shop and he walks up to the counter and asks for a vanilla ice cream cone (penguins love ice cream). He is handed his cone and the penguin digs in exuberantly. In his haste to consume the tasty treat, he gets ice cream all over his chin and even manages to get some on the lapels of his sports coat.

The penguin notices that he's got ice cream all over, and gets a napkin and starts cleaning up the mess when just then the mechanic comes in and tells the penguin that he will need a couple of hours to fix the problem, as he hands the penguin a written estimate for the work on his car.

The guy behind the counter, who is taking all of this in, looks down at the estimate and asks the penguin, "What - did you blow a seal, or something?"

The penguin, still wiping the ice cream from his chin and lapels, replies embarrassingly, "Naw, man, it's just ice cream!"

 
 
 


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