A man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. The man says, "Eternal peace on Earth, thats my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, thats just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?"
The man says "Well...for my whole life I've never receieved oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"