'Hello Paddy, this is al-Quaeda here - we know things have been a bit quiet at your end recently, so we'd like you to be a suicide bomber for us' Paddy thinks about it for a few seconds, then replies: 'All roight, Oi'l do it, but, oi want me friend Michael to drive the getaway car'.
(This post was edited by hughlss on Nov 25, 2005, 7:32 PM)