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Jun 19, 2007, 7:29 PM

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    A ten year old boy named Mike is riding his bike infront of his house where his mom is watching him just incase something happens to him. Suddenly, he falls down and hurts his knee. His mom comes running out the door like a maniac. "Holey Shit! I told you 1,000 times already not to ride your bike! Its much to dangerous son!" said Mikes mom. "But its only a little scratch!" Sais Mike. "I have no choice! Im taking your bike away!" Mikes mom replied. "But I love my Bike Mom!" Mike said. Than Mikes mom said "Nonsense! Im buying you a car! there not dagerous and its almost impossible to get Hurt! Is that clear young man?!" "I LOVE YOU MOM!"

 
 
 


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