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brineleas
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Feb 16, 2006, 10:10 PM

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There were three men. All of them had committed a murder and and been pleaded guilty, as it was Ruissa there penalty was the getting shot.
When the first man was just about to be shot he was asked do you have any last words."FLOODS!!!! FLOODS ARE COMING!!!" and all of the people with the guns dropped the weapons and ran away. With that the first man walked away unharmed.
When the other men found out about this, they decided they would do that. On the day of the second shooting he was also asked if he had any last words. "TORNADOES!!!TORNADOES ARE COMING!!!" The same thing happened, the all droped there weapons and ran away. So the second man walked away unharmed, like the first.
The thrid man thought he would do that, however he wasn't as clever as the other one's. On his shooting he knew what he was going to say and when he was asked any last words. He shouted out "FIRE!!!!!!!!!!" So they all shot him.

 
 
 


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