A woman was having an affair with a young man.
whilst her husband was away she called him round.
of course the young man came round and started making love passionatly, unexpectedly the husband come home.
the woman quickly hid the man in the cupboard and threw his clothes under the bed.
the husband walked in and started talking to his wife when something didnt feel right. So the man searched the room knowing something was wrong, when low and behold he found a man in the cupboard. "who are u" asked the husband. "i'm jeff" replied the man in the cupboard. "what u doing in my cupboard" asked the husband. "i work for bug be gone and i heard of a moth infestation in this area" replied the man. "where are your clothes" then asked the husdand. the man in cupboard looked up and down himself a few times, look up and said "The little bastereds."