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squiffy2
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Oct 23, 2005, 7:10 PM

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Sheldon, a butcher just out of trade school in Canada
applies for and gets a job, skinning and cutting up the
kills of local hunters. The first project he gets is to
cut up a moose to put in the freezer. Sheldon finally
gets the moose cut up and is putting it into bags and
marking them carefully with the contents: chops, rump
steak, ribs, sirloin, etc, etc.

When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is still
left with a pile of unidentifiable moose parts. At a loss
as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into
one large bag and labels them .........."Moosellaneous."
Squiffy

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