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Oct 26, 2005, 9:57 AM

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A magician accidentally turned his wife into a sofa and his two kids into
armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, "What on earth have I
done?"

He began to ponder, "How am I going to bring back my beloved family? I don't
know any magic to turn them back into people! So, he thought for a while and
decided a good idea was to take them to a hospital and see if the surgeon could
operate and bring them back. He loaded them into his van and off he rushed to
the local hospital.

He walked up and down the hospital hall and after some serious surgery, he asks
the doctor, "Doc, how are they?"

The doctor replied, "Comfortable!"
Squiffy

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