A man is walking happily on the side walk. Suddenly, he sees a 15 year old boy drinking wiskey. The man asks him "Do you drink?" The boy replies "No. I dont drink, I dont smoke, I dont swear." Than the boy took out a bottle of vodka and started to drink it. Than he sais "OH FUCK! I forgot my cigarets in the car!" But before the boy could could get his cigarets, his dad walked behing him and lit his ass on fire And than the man said "Liar Liar, PANTS ON FIRE!